[PDF] Download ✓ Robot Haiku: Poems for Humans to Read Until Their Robots Decide It's Kill Time | by ↠ Ray Salemi

By Ray Salemi | Comments: ( 114 ) | Date: ( Nov 17, 2019 )

Revenge of the robots in only 17 syllables Droid makes sausages Spicy new taste sensation Hey Where is the cat Cyborgs, Androids Drones T 800 HAL 9000 R 4 P17 Fembots Autobots Robots are everywhere and don t let them fool you Even if they were made to sweep your floors, they won t be happy until they ve left you in the dust.In Robot Haiku, readers learn the trutRevenge of the robots in only 17 syllables Droid makes sausages Spicy new taste sensation Hey Where is the cat Cyborgs, Androids Drones T 800 HAL 9000 R 4 P17 Fembots Autobots Robots are everywhere and don t let them fool you Even if they were made to sweep your floors, they won t be happy until they ve left you in the dust.In Robot Haiku, readers learn the truth about the robots that inhabit our world From wood chipper droids to lawyerbots, these are the robots that will destroy you when you least expect it one punchy, pithy, paranoid poem at a time


  • Title: Robot Haiku: Poems for Humans to Read Until Their Robots Decide It's Kill Time
  • Author: Ray Salemi
  • ISBN: 9781440511974
  • Page: 278
  • Format: Paperback

About Author:

Ray Salemi

Ray Salemi s interests can be summed up in his education He has a bachelor s degree in computer engineering, a minor in English, and an MBA This eclectic background, and an innate love of writing, has led him to write on a wide variety of topics Ray is a twenty year veteran of the high tech industry where he s worked in engineering, sales, marketing, and customer support, both as an individual contributor and a manager.Ray Salemi writes crime fiction under the name Ray Daniel His short story Communion was recently published in the Thin Ice anthology.



Comments Robot Haiku: Poems for Humans to Read Until Their Robots Decide It's Kill Time

  • David Caldwell

    Robot haiku bookSupposed to make me laughFor most part,did notRobots not funnyThese haiku left me wantingGlad I got it cheap


  • Erika

    I bought this at the dollar store. I thought it would be funny but it's just not my taste.


  • John Orman

    The Revenge of the Robots in only 17 syllables!Chapters on Invention of the Robots, Work, Home, Play, and ending with the Destruction of Humanity, naturally.Old Robot BarberReassembled lawn mower--Another buzz cut!Neighborhood problem--Dead batteries on lawn.Need robot leash law.And my favorite--Melodrama chip,Irony synthesizer--Robotic Shatner?An on and on in a swirl of humor of the robotic kind!


  • Nora

    Metal is more terrifying than tickling, at least in my experience. But Ray Salemi has me turning the other cheek and chortling along with every clever haiku. I'm glad I found this little book of laughs, but it's depressing to have found it for so cheap! I bought it with intention to give as a gift to someone, but "Robot Haiku" had me smiling through and through. It's hard to let go of this findIf you love robots and their adorable form of destruction, or even want a glimpse of a future with an a [...]


  • Amy

    Keep a box of tissues next to you when you read this marvelous little book!! I can't remember laughing so hard from reading anything for a very long time. Salemi is someone I would love to have around everyday, his sense of humor is fantastic!! I have repeated some of these so many times already that my kids know a few of these hilarious haikus. If you do not have a sense of humor, do not bother picking up this book. If you are looking for something to lighten your mood, take your mind off the c [...]


  • Eli Poteet

    My favorite was: Fatal instruction Just a little off the top Robot Sweeney Todd I am did not laugh out loud at. Large percentage of these poems but I feel as though I was deeply influenced by this small novelty book. I love poems; I'm specifically inclined towards haiku stance. There were loads of scifi references which I'm a fan of. I wouldn't recommend this to everyone.


  • Mike Talley Jr

    Another funny haiku book from Adams Media Publishers. They have also published other humorous books such as FU Haiku, Pirate Haiku, I Hate Everything, and 501 Things To Do With A Zombie all of which I have. Keep the laughs coming!!!!


  • Arwen

    One of the funnest poetry books I've ever come across. This is a book for sci-fi lovers who may not like poetry. Dip your toe into Robot Haiku and find out how fun poetry can be.


  • Angela Aubergine

    Loved it!


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